TECHKITTIES

Building the future.

Currently in stealth. We appreciate your patience during this exciting time.

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WHO WE ARE

TechKitties is a technology company. We were founded on a simple belief: that the future belongs to those who chase it. What are we building? We are not able to answer that at this time. When will we launch? Soon. Why cats? We do not understand the question.

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Products shipped
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Meetings per day
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Priority

LEADERSHIP

  • The Founder

    The Founder

    Founder & CEO

    Turned down $40M. Does not blink.

  • The Engineer

    The Engineer

    Head of Engineering

    Ships every Friday. To where, we don’t know.

  • The Product Lead

    The Product Lead

    Chief Product Officer

    Responsible for the product. Refuses to elaborate.

  • The Designer

    The Designer

    Head of Design & Brand

    Believes in whitespace. Sleeps in it.

  • The Intern

    The Intern

    Intern

    Hired by mistake. Rehired for budget reasons.

CAREERS

We are not currently hiring. The last hire was the intern, and we are still processing that as an organization. If you believe you would be a strong fit anyway, stare at a wall until the feeling passes.

OFFICIAL CHANNELS

This website (techkitties.io, techkitties.xyz) and our X account @TechKittiesHQ are the only official TechKitties channels. We have no product, no app, and no token. Anything claiming otherwise is not us. Any announcement, if and when one exists, will appear here and on the account above simultaneously — and nowhere else first.

— TechKitties Legal (a cat)